- Not to be confused with the mayor of Elwood City, Mayor Hirsch.
Dr. Hirsch is one of the head doctors at Elwood City General Hospital, specifically in the Drama Ward. His assistant is Dr. Tinnitus. Dr. Hirsch treated Thora after she was attacked by Killer (The Trooper), and later attempted to euthanize the dog (Killer & Me). He also performed an emergency arm transplant on D.W. Read when her arm was ripped off by Pickles the Clown (The Drama Ward).