Fern Walters (born 2006) is a shy and antisocial dog. She is an amateur poet and writer. On September 22, 2014, she attempted suicide in due to depression.


Fern was born to Doria Walters and her husband in 2006. She struggles with shyness, anxiety, and depression.

Because of these issues, Fern attempted suicide. During school, she pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot. Fern was manhandled by Binky Barnes, and he gun accidentally triggered, killing Mary instead.

In Moose Season, it was revealed that Fern is a hunting enthusiast. Elwood City's legal window for moose hunting opened on March 8, 2015, and Fern went out with a gun, attacking a family of nearby moose, killing George Lundgren.